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4 Dec 2010

tomoatmeal: HOLIDAY ARTS & ALSO CRAFTS ACTIVITY! Step 1: Cut a basketball in half.  (Make sure it’s yours) Step 2: Place one half of the basketball on your head like a hat! Step 3: Crouch under the hand dryer of a public restroom until the heat melts the rubber basketball hat directly to your scalp. Step 4: Decorate it!  Use glue and red and green sequins.  Step 5: If nobody loves you anywhere on the earth, you just die.  Think about that for a second and then decide if this is something you can afford to be wearing.   *To remove the hat, visit your local hospital. 

tomoatmeal:

HOLIDAY ARTS & ALSO CRAFTS ACTIVITY!

Step 1: Cut a basketball in half.  (Make sure it’s yours)

Step 2: Place one half of the basketball on your head like a hat!

Step 3: Crouch under the hand dryer of a public restroom until the heat melts the rubber basketball hat directly to your scalp.

Step 4: Decorate it!  Use glue and red and green sequins. 

Step 5: If nobody loves you anywhere on the earth, you just die.  Think about that for a second and then decide if this is something you can afford to be wearing.

 

*To remove the hat, visit your local hospital. 

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